Woody.EXE vs Cursed Woody (Oldum77 vs Aaron Fraser-Nash) Blog

“The Thing That Makes Woody Special Is That He’ll Never Give Up On You.” - Andy

Before we start…

For Woody.EXE, I will be using feats from Woody.EXE’s three mainline games, the remastered version of the first games, as well as some abilities from Oldum77’s other games. Since the blog is focusing specifically on Woody.EXE, Respiro won’t have access to his other avatars or any new feats or abilities Respiro gained after the events of the TOYSTORY.EXE trilogy, but abilities he should normally have will be included. I won’t be using any feats from the crazed edition due to how it’s obviously a joke.

For Cursed Woody, I will be using feats from the Cursed Woody Song and the Cursed Buzz Song since that was a direct sequel to the original. Also all of the unique visuals in the music video will be taken at face value to make the debate as interesting as possible.

Also thanks to the terrific Girlkisser for making some of the calcs, wouldn't have even started the blog if not for them!

Background

Woody.Exe

The day started normal in Andy’s Bedroom and then Woody’s head fell off. Andy assumed this meant that playtime was over but when he woke up, his face was stitched shut. This was the start of Woody.EXE’s reign of terror. Woody.EXE would go on a rampage to torture and kill various toys in Andy’s room. Buzz, Rocky and Pig would fight Woody.EXE several times, barely prevailing in each encounter. Eventually, Buzz would escape from Andy's home and learn the story behind why Woody.EXE started his rampage. Turns out this whole time, Woody was being possessed by a ghost named Respiro. Respiro was an entity of evil and malice who split off from Rovina, the entity that represented good. Respiro would attempt to take control of the multiverse, possessing avatars in order to corrupt universes one by one. Respiro noticed Woody, taking advantage of his envious feelings for Buzz, and possessing Woody, creating: Woody.EXE. Respiro, with his new body, would attempt to take over the world. First, Respiro created a whole universe identical to ours but with one key difference, the toys would be mortal. Buzz would later be confronted by Woody.EXE and after a fight, he would free Woody from Respiro's influence. Woody and Respiro would then square off and Woody, thanks to Rovina's power, would defeat Respiro, saving his friends and reality. While Respiro would possess other hosts and return to terrorize Woody and his friends again, nothing would ever match the horror that Woody.EXE brought to Andy's room that day.

Cursed Woody

Remember how in the first Toy Story movie, Woody was stuck in Sid's house and tortured by him? Well what if he never could escape? What if he was betrayed and locked in the hyperbolic time chamb- okay I'll stop joking. Anyways, Woody was driven insane during his torture from Sid. The only goal Woody had when he escaped, to get revenge on Andy for abandoning him. Woody would make it back to Andy's home and start his revenge. But right when he was about to achieve it, Woody woke up in a hospital bed. There, Buzz told him everything that happened. After Andy passed away (yeah that happened), Woody lost his mind and attacked Bo Peep before being restrained by the other toys. Woody is obviously distraught after hearing that news, but then Buzz hits him with the ultimatum: Buzz was behind it all and was the one who betrayed Woody. Buzz felt trapped by being nothing but Andy's toy and desired to be able to explore the world. This motivated him to find a way to become the leader of the toys, using them to allow Buzz to escape Andy's home. Buzz killed Andy, hanging him with Woody's lasso, breaking Woody's mind. With Woody no longer fit to be the toys' leader, Buzz took that position. Buzz then orchestrated a plan to blow up Andy's house after telling Woody about everything he's done, gloating about his victory. Buzz would leave Woody behind when the house blew up, but Woody inexplicably survived the house explosion and went to confront Buzz in front of all the other toys. And that's where the story ends! Yeah, the meme died out so a third part was never made.

Experience

Woody.Exe

(art by Evgenyevich)

Respiro has been battling Rovina for centuries. As a result, Respiro is heavily experienced in various methods of possession and combat, fighting and possessing various characters throughout the game.

Cursed Woody

Cursed Woody has borderline no experience in a combat scenario. The only instance of them actually engaging in "combat" is when he attacked Bo Peep and later got restrained by the other toys.

Abilities

Woody.Exe

Duplication

Woody.EXE has been seen duplicating himself at times. He’s able to make up to 4 clones of himself.

Fourth-Wall Awareness

Respiro has shown to possess knowledge of the player several times, such knowledge leading him to targeting the game developer, Oldum77, from possession.

Levitation

Woody.EXE is able to levitate (as seen in the clip above). He is even able to detach his head while doing so, both parts of him can operate as separate entities.

Teleportation

Woody.EXE is capable of teleporting quick distances as seen above. He’s also been seen to teleport from long distances whenever he seemingly appears out of nowhere when chasing the toys.

Lasers

Woody.EXE is able to shoot lasers. He’s also able to shoot several at once, covering the battlefield.

Dash Attacks

Woody.EXE is able to dash around the arena as seen above.

Bouncing Balls

Woody.EXE can shoot red balls that can bounce around the arena, they blow up when touched.

Fire Manipulation

Woody.EXE has been seen on occasion to have control over fire. Being able to conjure fire to kill Mr. Potato Head, setting Buzz’s body on fire, and also setting fire to the entirety of Andy’s room in the game over screen. Respiro has also done this in other avatars, like Sonic.EXE.

Blood Manipulation

Woody.EXE can cause blood to fall from the sky like rain. Minions like Rex.EXE are also able to flood Andy’s room with blood (As seen above).

Poison Gas Manipulation

Woody.EXE is able to flood the area with poisonous gas which can kill in around a minute.

Time Manipulation

Woody.EXE is able to cause the world to switch from day to night via manipulating time. The full extent of their control over time is unknown.

Mind Manipulation

As seen in AWHOLENEWWORLD.EXE, Respiro is able to mentally influence individuals. He can possess them during these episodes, forcing them to kill at Respiro’s will.

Size Manipulation

Respiro, in his Sonic.EXE avatar, was able to change his size, being able to grow giant. Since no Sonic characters in the games have shown any previous ability similar to this, it is likely not an ability Sonic has, meaning it’s an ability Respiro possesses.

Lightning Strikes

Woody.EXE can cause lightning to strike his enemies, other Respiro avatars have been seen to do the same.

Possession

Respiro can possess and control dead bodies and small animals by putting part of his soul in them. Respiro can also leave Woody’s body to possess others, as seen with when he possessed Buzz in some endings of the game. Respiro is especially able to possess people with a strong sense of vengeance, needing no special circumstances to do so.

Immortality Removal

When Respiro made a new universe, he took away the toy’s immortality, making them mortals.

Corruption

Respiro is able to corrupt areas, spreading his influence and control on them. At one point, Respiro even corrupted the whole planet.

Woody Heads

Woody.EXE is able to create disembodied Woody hands that constantly stare at their target, these might be used to allow Woody.EXE to surveil their target?

Creation

Woody.EXE can create a variety of things, such as: Giant Woody heads to stare at you, obstacle courses with spikes, and a whole universe!

Avatar Creation

Respiro can pull as Sauron and make a body out of his soul. He used this to fight Woody at the end of TOYSTORY.EXE 3. Respiro can also turn into Aladdin in this form, a past avatar of Respiro.

Bomb Attack (Aladdin)

While in his Aladdin form, Respiro can throw bombs which explode.

Knife Rain

Respiro can cause knives to fall from the sky… at least I think they’re knives. The resolution and sprites are so blurry I can’t tell. Either way, the rain hurts you, that’s all you need to know.

Portals

(it’s in the bottom right corner of the screen in the dark area, you can see it if you squint)

Respiro is able to create portals that allow him to attack remotely. He used this to attack Abu from behind in AWHOLENEWORLD.EXE.

BFR

Respiro was able to send both himself and Aladdin into a separate dimension multiple times. This allows him to fight his opponent one-on-one without any interference.

Disintegration

Respiro was able to instantly disintegrate Tails when he was about to give Aladdin information. What’s important to note is that Tails wasn’t under Respiro’s influence at the moment, implying that this is an ability that works on everyone and not an aftereffect of Respiro’s control over his minions.

Cursed Woody

Toy Physiology

Due to being a toy, Woody can survive many things. Toys can survive being torn to pieces, don’t need air, and can only be killed via extreme heat. Woody has also stated that he’s learned to become desensitized to pain, something supported in how Woody barely reacted to being in the epicenter of a house explosion.

Lightning

In this clip from the music video, Cursed Woody is able to summon lightning. Ignore how this is probably a music video effect.

Knives Summoning

In this clip, it appears that Cursed Woody can have tiny knives fall out of the sky like rain. Likely another music video effect but whatever.

Size Manipulation

Both Cursed Woody and Cursed Buzz have been consistently shown to be the size of a normal human sometimes, this could suggest that they have the ability to alter their size to some degree. Or maybe AI is just shit at consistency.

Arsenal

Woody.Exe

Gun

Woody.EXE is able to use a gun that was able to shoot off Rex’s head.

Kitchen Knives

While going after Mr. Potato Head, Woody.EXE was able to cause kitchen knives to fall out of the sky as an attack. They’re able to cut Mr. Potato Head in half, should they fall on him.

Woody’s Yoyo

Woody.EXE has a yoyo that can trap a target in place. Once trapped, a second Woody.EXE will attach a second yoyo and both will pull until the target is ripped in half. Woody can also use the yoyo as a whip, allowing him to attack from a distance.

Bombs

It’s a fucking bomb, what the fuck do you think they do? Explode? Well look at Einstein over here! NO SHIT THEY EXPLODE!

Potato Heads

Woody.EXE can create obstacles out of potato heads that explode upon impact. He can stack these to create obstacles.

Robot

Woody.EXE can summon “giant” robots that are able to shoot lasers.

Button

Woody.EXE has a button that, when pressed, will cause Andy’s house to explode within a minute.

Woody’s Hat

Woody’s hat is an item that is implied to bestow Woody.EXE some of his power. If someone was to put it on though, they would also gain those powers.

Buzzsaw

Respiro is able to throw buzzsaws like boomerangs.

Peddler’s Cauldron

The Peddler, one of Respiro’s minions, can create a cauldron that could absorb Rovina’s power. The cauldron can be destroyed, but should Respiro manage to complete the ritual, he will gain the power he absorbed. Since the Peddler has been working for Respiro since before the events of TOYSTORY.EXE, Respiro should have access to this item for this blog.

Cursed Woody

Guns

Cursed Woody has been seen to possess a variety of guns. They don’t distinguish from each other that much, but at least it means he won’t run out of them any time soon!

Knives

Cursed Woody has been seen wielding various knives throughout the series. There’s no real difference between them outside of the shape of them changing probably due to ai.

Lasso

Cursed Buzz used Cursed Woody's Lasso to kill Andy, using it as a noose. Since it is Cursed Woody's lasso, Cursed Woody should have access to it.

Toy Chainsaw

A toy chainsaw Woody used that was able to cut Bo Peep into pieces.

Feats

Woody.Exe

Overall

(art done by MaceyWitchHunter)

Was able to achieve his goal of taking over the world in some endings.
Managed to kill Buzz, Rocky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Andy, and the Little Green Men.
Respiro was able to terrorize Aladdin before this and took over Sonic's world after the Toy Story trilogy.

Strength

Can tear Rocky in half (seen above).
Can easily cut off Abu’s head.
Potato Heads can blow up Buzz.
Button can blow up Andy’s house (Building Level).
Can create a blood storm that covers a whole forest (Small City Level assuming it’s the size of a smaller storm at the very least).
When Respiro and Rovina fused, they destroyed the data in the computer (Universal).
Respiro created a whole universe (Universal See Before Verdicts).

Speed

(link to art)

Can dodge Nightmare Buzz’s lasers (75.5% the speed of light, Relativistic).
Can scale to other toys who can also dodge lasers.

Durability

Should scale to their own ap.
Can survive the other toys bouncing on his head (the horror).
Can survive having his clones impaled on spikes (seen above).
Can survive a house exploding (building level).

Cursed Woody

Overall

Was the leader of Andy’s toys before he became insane.
Managed to perfectly sync to Die in a Fire.
Nothing else.

Strength

Was able to disassemble Bo Peep with a chainsaw (Above).
Took all the toys to restrain him.
Should scale to Buzz who can lift Andy up to hang him.
Should scale to his own durability.

Speed

Nothing really.
Was able to blitz Bo Peep?

Durability

Survived Andy’s house exploding (building level).
Should scale to his AP.

Weaknesses

Woody.Exe

Woody.EXE has some weaknesses. For one, if you manage to separate Respiro from his host, Woody will fight him. Another weakness Woody.EXE has is their pride. They usually look down on their opponent, choosing to toy with them instead of finishing them off immediately. It’s because of this that Respiro and Woody.EXE have managed to be beaten before.

Cursed Woody

Cursed Woody has several weaknesses such as the fact that they have literally no combat experience, they're susceptible to manipulation, and their desire for vengeance can overwhelm them to the point where they can lose common sense.

Q&A

Time Manipulation or pure strength?

In the third game, Woody.EXE transforms the setting of the forest from night to day. This has been interpreted as two different things: 1) Woody.EXE can manipulate time, or 2) Woody.EXE spun the Earth so that it would be night again. The second argument relies on the phrasing of the scene and the visuals of the screen revolving. The game describes that Woody.EXE uses his “power” to turn day into night, “power” in this context sounds like a physical description of Woody.EXE’s strength. The scene also shows the world revolving which could be the world itself being turned by Woody.EXE. However, nothing in the scene is shown to be affected by the rotations: no objects are seen moving and Buzz doesn’t show any reaction to it as well. Funnily enough, however, planet level Woody.exe would be consistent because of …

Universal Woody.Exe?

Yeah…

One of the most infamous feats Woody.EXE has, puts him at Universal. After possessing Woody, Respiro was faced with the obstacle of the toys’ immortality keeping him from killing them. In order to combat this, Respiro remade the universe but with the sole difference being the toys were now mortal. This is a pretty blatant universal feat and it can’t be counted as an outlier since it’s a pretty important part of the story, being the sole reason why stakes exist in the story in the first place. There's also another example of an universal feat as in Oldum77.EXE, when Respiro and Rovina died, they destroyed all the data in Oldum77's computer. Oldum77's computer is interpreted as it's own separate world, so Respiro and Rovina's death destroying it would be an universal feat.

Scaling to other EXE games?

One thing that is noticeably absent from Woody.EXE’s side of the blog are various minions, forms and powers that he has in the games after TOYSTORY3.EXE. These include the events that occur in Oldum77’s SONIC.EXE Creepypasta Remake, SALLY.EXE, and OLDUM77.EXE. The reason why these games mostly won’t be included is because Woody.EXE doesn’t even exist during those games. The blog is focusing specifically on Woody.EXE vs Cursed Woody and not Respiro vs Cursed Woody so it doesn’t make sense compositing Woody.EXE with things he canonically shouldn’t have access to. That being said, Woody.EXE should have abilities that Respiro should always have, ones that Respiro's avatars don't normally have prior to their possession.

One of the key things that happens in Oldum77.EXE is Respiro possessing Oldum77 himself. While this may be impressive, he was only able to do this after absorbing Rovina’s power. Since Respiro was only able to gain Rovina’s power during the events of Oldum77.EXE, a game that canonically takes place after the TOYSTORY.EXE trilogy, he shouldn’t be given any scaling from this power boost. That being said, it’s questionable to give Respiro access to Oldum77 as Respiro was stopped before he could gain full control of Oldum77. As for normal Woody scaling to Oldum77.EXE, he was only able to do so as a result of Rovina’s protection. It was also outright stated that after absorbing the majority of Rovina’s power, Respiro could’ve easily have destroyed the heroes but chose not too. So Woody does not scale to Oldum77.EXE.

Verdict

This sure is a mu of all time lol. I initially started this blog as a joke, but as I looked more and more into either series, I grew an attachment to them. The Oldum77 games are a charming tribute to the early days on internet horror and each game has so much personality behind it. The Cursed Woody music videos are.... They sure do exist. They sure are a tribute to AI content farms that have no redeeming qualities outside of ironic enjoyment. But enough about my personal opinions.

So in terms of stats, Cursed Woody is royally screwed. Cursed Woody's best feat is him tanking Andy's house exploding. That's a solid and blatant building level feat but it pales in comparison to Woody.EXE's feats. Using low end feats, Woody.EXE was able to create a blood storm that was able to cover an entire forest. Assuming that the storm is at least around the size of an average one (on the smaller side though), that would make the output around 2.40995597059316 Megatons (Small City level). That alone is enough to completely stomp Cursed Woody in terms of Ap, but it's even worse when using higher ends for Woody.EXE. Using high ends, Woody.EXE was capable of creating a whole universe, putting him at universal in terms of powers. This obviously is stronger than Cursed Woody's building level feat as Creating an Universe > Surviving a building explosion. Crazy, I know.

But outside of ap, how do they compare in speed. Well Woody.EXE is capable of dodging Nightmare Buzz's lasers, making him have a solid Relativistic feat. What about Cursed Woody? He has .... nothing. Yeah he has no speed feats whatsoever. At best you could say he's able to scale to Buzz choking Andy with the lasso before he reacts, making them have human level speed? Even then, Andy wasn't expecting to be choked so it's debatable if Buzz could scale to human level speed feats. So when comparing someone who can dodge lasers against someone that can maybe blitz a human child, the laser-dodger wins, making Woody.EXE easily take speed as well. So no matter what, Woody.EXE completely stomps Cursed Woody in the stats triangle.

Well maybe Cursed Woody can still scrape a win with his abilities and arsenal? No. Cursed Woody has a few items in his arsenal, those being: guns, knives, his lasso and a toy chainsaw. The guns and knives are debatable to include in the first place since they may be a part of Cursed Woody's hallucinations, and even then, Woody.EXE has access to guns and knives as well. Also between the two, Woody.EXE is the only one with experience using those weapons. Cursed Woody's lasso requires him to catch Woody.EXE off guard, but even then it's worthless. Woody.EXE is able to detach his head so good luck choking him out, and the teleportation makes it so that Woody.EXE can teleport out of whatever binds Cursed Woody puts him in with the rope. Cursed Woody's chainsaw is the best weapon in Cursed Woody's arsenal given it's the only one that we've seen actually hurt someone. That being said, it wouldn't be too helpful as it would require Cursed Woody to get close to Woody.EXE in the first place, which is hard to consider happening given Woody.EXE's speed advantage. Woody.EXE may also be too durable to even be hurt by Cursed Woody's arsenal in the first place!

Woody.EXE also has a way wider arsenal that are all effective and could easily overwhelm Cursed Woody. Woody.EXE's gun, yoyo, bombs and buzzsaws are great ranged attacks that would definitely overwhelm Cursed Woody and he actually has experience using them in combat scenarios. The potato heads and knives are great for allowing Woody.EXE to control the battle environment, critically damaging Cursed Woody should he ever come in contact with him. Woody.EXE's robot army also is helpful since they can overwhelm Cursed Woody and damage them from afar. The best piece in Woody.EXE's arsenal is the Peddler's Cauldron. With the cauldron, Woody.EXE can drain Cursed Woody's powers/soul, further increasing his power. All of these make it so that Cursed Woody is completely outclassed in terms of their arsenal, making it so that Woody.EXE wins in another category.

And Cursed Woody's abilities don't help either. Cursed Woody's lightning summoning, knife rain and size manipulation might sound like a game changer, if only Woody.EXE didn't have those exact same abilities.Woody.EXE also has better versions of them overall, he's been shown to be able to summon multiple lightning bolts as well as target them, his knife rain is noticeably quicker, and he's shown to be able to grow bigger than Cursed Woody. Hell, Woody.EXE is the only one who's been seen using them offensively, so we have no idea if Cursed Woody knows how to use these abilities offensively. That being said, Cursed Woody does have some counters to some of Woody.EXE's abilities. His toy physiology makes it so that some of Woody.EXE's abilities can't work on him, such as the poison manipulation and blood manipulation. Cursed Woody can't exactly die from toxic gas or drown in blood so those abilities would be useless. Cursed Woody's toy physiology would also make it so that Woody.EXE can't simply stab, tear apart, or blow up Cursed Woody. In fact that's exactly why Woody.EXE made the toys mortal to begin with, because the toys' immortality made it difficult to kill them. That being said, Woody.EXE can simply pull the same trick and make Cursed Woody mortal, rendering his only advantage so far, temporary. Speaking of abilities, Woody.EXE can also cause Cursed Woody to disintegrate immediately, mind control Cursed Woody, and overwhelm him with constant clones. Woody.EXE's teleportation, flight, and portals also make it so that he's easily the more mobile at the two, so Cursed Woody can't exactly outmaneuver his ass.

One final nail in the coffin is how even if Cursed Woody can beat Woody.EXE, he can never even hurt Respiro. Respiro is a soul based entity that Cursed Woody has no way of ever interacting with, Woody was only able to hurt Respiro due to having Rovina's power inside of him. Respiro can also just possess Cursed Woody. Respiro doesn't necessarily have to kill you first to possess you as he was able to possess a still living Buzz in the bad ending of the games and also possess Woody at the start of the series. Respiro was able to possess Woody due to the intense feelings of vengeance Woody felt for being replaced and what is Cursed Woody known for? Cursed Woody's constant desire for revenge will make it so that Respiro could possess him from the start!

Also between the two, only Woody.EXE has actual combat experience so don't count on Cursed Woody winning through the indomitable toy spirit and mad judo skills or anything.

Woody.Exe

""My power grows stronger with every murder I commit..."

Advantages

Takes the stats trinity so hard it’s hilarious
Has the numbers advantage with cloning
Could possess Cursed Woody if he destroys Woody.EXE’s body
Respiro can’t even be hurt by Cursed Woody
Can turn Cursed Woody mortal, rendering all of Woody.EXE's hax effective
Has more experience
Series is actually kind of charming
Story actually had an ending, made me tear up as well

Equivalents

Both have access to guns and knives

Both can summon lightning, knives and change their size

Disadvantages

Cursed Woody’s toy physiology counters some of Woody.EXE's hax and would make it harder for Woody.EXE to harm Cursed Woody at first.
Made this blog take forever to make

Cursed Woody

"Shut up Buzz, I'll kill you."

Advantages

Toy Physiology would make it so that it would be harder for Woody.EXE to hurt him…
Cursed Buzz’s song kinda goes hard ngl

Equivalents

Both have access to guns and knives
Both can summon lightning, knives and change their size

Disadvantages

… But Woody.EXE could just turn him mortal
Way weaker in the stat trinity
Respiro could easily possess Cursed Woody if it comes to it
Way smaller arsenal
Way less experience
Literally cannot hurt Respiro
His best mu got debunked by the Cursed Buzz Song
Story never got an ending
Ew AI

Overall, Woody.EXE stomps in every manner. He's way stronger, faster, outhaxes, has a better arsenal, is more skilled and experienced, and also cannot be harmed by Cursed Woody in some forms. There is literally no way to argue that Cursed Woody could win. You could have Cursed Woody be a million times stronger and he'll still get blitzed and outhaxxed. Honestly I'm shocked at how one sided this mu is, but the blog was still fun to make regardless.

Winner

Sources

TOYSTORY.EXE: Remastered - Gameplay

ToyStory2.EXE playthrough

ToyStory3.exe (Both Ending) - Full Gameplay - No Commentary

Aladdin.EXE & AWHOLENEWWORLD.Exe (Full Series Gameplay)

Oldum77.Exe - The Finale - FULL Gameplay

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:DMUA/Standard_calculation_for_just_any_old_generic_storm (I do not know how to calculate shit lol)